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Alex is a 20 year old gay person translation: AWESOME.


my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 


party at my house bring food then leave


i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word


This is literally so fucking important


This is literally so fucking important


Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)


The season of leg shaving is upon us.


So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.


The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.


wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying


pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying