Alex is a 21 year old gay person translation: AWESOME.
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
I think we’re a little upset about missing xfest @carlybouchard #xfest #calgary #sosad #someonegiveustickets #mybabies #hookersforxfest #illdoanything #desperate #slightlypathetic
i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
look i don’t wanna be famous for the fame i want to be famous so i can meet other famous people