You know your coworkers are awesome when this is how they give you their number.
baraskank:
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
(via peeta-p0cket)
Will someone come clean my house for me?
I’m having people over tomorrow and its not like my roommate cleans.
blah i also have to work so I guess I should either go to sleep or clean.
nahh I’ll continue watching the big bang theory
The awkward moment when you’re scrolling through Facebook on your phone and you accidentally like stuff.
Oops.
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