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Alex is a 21 year old gay person translation: AWESOME.

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

I think we’re a little upset about missing xfest @carlybouchard #xfest #calgary #sosad #someonegiveustickets #mybabies #hookersforxfest #illdoanything #desperate #slightlypathetic

I think we’re a little upset about missing xfest @carlybouchard #xfest #calgary #sosad #someonegiveustickets #mybabies #hookersforxfest #illdoanything #desperate #slightlypathetic

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

privatejrgrif:

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

pls look at this kitty and stop being mean to me

privatejrgrif:

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

pls look at this kitty and stop being mean to me

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

theimmortalironfists:

look i don’t wanna be famous for the fame i want to be famous so i can meet other famous people